We’re Andy & Simon—spirited storytellers with a shared obsession for sugarcane soul. From funky firestarters to velvety sippers, we chase bottles with character and craft reviews that cut through the noise.

This isn’t about ratings. It’s about reverence. We sip with curiosity, write with cheek, and tell it straight—because rum deserves honesty, not hype.

Expect tasting notes that read like travelogues, critiques with a wink, and a global celebration of the people, places, and pours that make rum culture so damn rich.

So pour a dram. Pull up a stool. Let’s dive in.